I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature of the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township
administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our
road. The reason: many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them
to cross there.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual
behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but
they only had iceberg.
IDIOT SIGHTINGS Sighting #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked,
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled
and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."
Idiot Sighting #2:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked
if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people
when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind
people doing driving?"
Idiot Sighting #3:
At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company
due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is
fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken.
We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching
truck.
Idiot Sighting #4:
I worked with an Individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on.
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