Top Ten Hottest Women Alive or Who’ve Ever Lived

by Chaz

#1 Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson... the most beautiful women in the world

This one's a natural. Hands down, Pamela Anderson is the most beautiful human being who has ever lived or who ever will live.

#2 Loni Anderson

Loni Anderson the second most beautiful woman in the world ever!

Incredible... Just, incredible. And to think Burt Reynolds had her in her prime.

#3 Carmen Electra, I guess.

Carmen Electra as the 3rd most beautiful woman in the world...

You know, whatever.

#4 Heather Thomas/Heather Locklear

Heather Thomas & Hether Locklear tie for fourth most beautiful women in the world

It’s not really a tie because the one in the swimsuit is like a million times hotter than the other one. I only put them together because I’m not sure which is which.

#5 Jamie Lee Curtis

Jamie Lee Curtis comes in fifth...

I know what you’re thinking and I used to think the same thing. Was she born a man or something? But then I saw the movie True Lies. I guarantee you... That’s no man.

#6 Kathy Ireland

Kathy Ireland as Chaz's sixth most beautifuul woman in the world.

When someone says the phrase “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model”, this is who you think of. She’s no Pam Anderson but she’s like the perfect All-American girl next door (even though she’s Irish.)

Kathy Ireland poster

I just can’t wait for St. Patricks day to roll around so the party store will put her poster up again. I offered the guy fifty bucks but he won’t sell it.

#7 Elvira

Elvira, the world's 7th most beautiful woman

Yeah, I know what you're thinking... She's a little freaky. But there's something about goth chicks that just drives me wild. Plus she must be a vampire because she never seems to age one bit.

#8 Seven of Nine

Borg Beauty comes in #8

Not only does her space suit leave nothing to the imagination, but she’s a Borg, so you know she won’t talk back.

#9 Ferrari Testarossa

The iconic 80s sports car comes in 9th in Chaz's top 10 most beautiful women of the world

Not technically a woman but don’t tell me this sexy beast doesn’t turn you on.

Chaz's Heaven on Earth... a beauty on a Ferrari

I don't ever want to die, because there's no way Heaven could ever top this.

#10 Cleopatra

Cleopatra rounds out the top ten...

I thought I should get beautiful history woman in here too.  But most of them are really haggy looking.  If you can think of a better one write me at ChazMan1998@aol.com

Posted By: Chaz

Filed Under: Hot Chicks

2 Comments

  1. dude…THE hottest chic of all time is the chic on the box the bedazzler comes in- and i’m not talking about tana from national tv…the brunette with the ‘choking hazard’ in front of her ta-ta’s

  2. http://www.homemark.co.za/prodimages/Bedazzler-Box-Front.jpg