This one's a natural. Hands down, Pamela Anderson is the most beautiful human being who has ever lived or who ever will live.

Incredible... Just, incredible. And to think Burt Reynolds had her in her prime.

You know, whatever.

It’s not really a tie because the one in the swimsuit is like a million times hotter than the other one. I only put them together because I’m not sure which is which.

I know what you’re thinking and I used to think the same thing. Was she born a man or something? But then I saw the movie True Lies. I guarantee you... That’s no man.

When someone says the phrase “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model”, this is who you think of. She’s no Pam Anderson but she’s like the perfect All-American girl next door (even though she’s Irish.)

I just can’t wait for St. Patricks day to roll around so the party store will put her poster up again. I offered the guy fifty bucks but he won’t sell it.

Yeah, I know what you're thinking... She's a little freaky. But there's something about goth chicks that just drives me wild. Plus she must be a vampire because she never seems to age one bit.

Not only does her space suit leave nothing to the imagination, but she’s a Borg, so you know she won’t talk back.

Not technically a woman but don’t tell me this sexy beast doesn’t turn you on.

I don't ever want to die, because there's no way Heaven could ever top this.