Top Ten Hottest Women Alive or Who’ve Ever Lived
#1 Pamela Anderson
This one's a natural. Hands down, Pamela Anderson is the most beautiful human being who has ever lived or who ever will live.
#2 Loni Anderson
Incredible... Just, incredible. And to think Burt Reynolds had her in her prime.
#3 Carmen Electra, I guess.
You know, whatever.
#4 Heather Thomas/Heather Locklear
It’s not really a tie because the one in the swimsuit is like a million times hotter than the other one. I only put them together because I’m not sure which is which.
#5 Jamie Lee Curtis
I know what you’re thinking and I used to think the same thing. Was she born a man or something? But then I saw the movie True Lies. I guarantee you... That’s no man.
#6 Kathy Ireland
When someone says the phrase “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model”, this is who you think of. She’s no Pam Anderson but she’s like the perfect All-American girl next door (even though she’s Irish.)
I just can’t wait for St. Patricks day to roll around so the party store will put her poster up again. I offered the guy fifty bucks but he won’t sell it.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking... She's a little freaky. But there's something about goth chicks that just drives me wild. Plus she must be a vampire because she never seems to age one bit.
#8 Seven of Nine
Not only does her space suit leave nothing to the imagination, but she’s a Borg, so you know she won’t talk back.
#9 Ferrari Testarossa
Not technically a woman but don’t tell me this sexy beast doesn’t turn you on.
I don't ever want to die, because there's no way Heaven could ever top this.
I thought I should get beautiful history woman in here too. But most of them are really haggy looking. If you can think of a better one write me at ChazMan1998@aol.com