Addicted to fast-food? Chubby cannibalistic tweens will eat you one day!
It’s safe to say that over the winter season’s plentiful fatty foods num-num holidaze and the spring’s eggs-a-plenty extravaganzas you’ve likely bloated from a McDonald’s slim French Fry to a puffed out oily KFC Potato Wedge, conveniently just in time for an exquisitely sexy ice cream cone summer pork fest.
What were you thinking… I mean, it is NUDE HIKING SEASON!!!
O ya baby, leave the Tevas on.... you know what mama likes!
So If you want to have any chance of not being a Boboli pizza addicted human garbage disposal your whole life you best read on… ya blobby goobers!
