In a Mansion, driving a low rider with zero kids :/
Hubba Hubba, take off that robe!
Randy Q. is a wild man and I want to be a horny hostage in his crazy rollercoaster ride.
What woman could resist the full skeeze nerd package that is Randy Quaid? Let me remind you that this man saved the WORLD in ‘Independence Day’! His uglier younger brother Dennis Quaid is a real-deal embarrassment for sure.
AND he likes Hamburger Helper!
There’s a light and playful knock at the door.
“Whooooo isssss itttttt???” I coyly ask, already knowing the answer.
“Open up, it’s uh, J.G.” He skiddishly replies.
I do a once over of my bachelorette whoopee den, making sure that my mint sealed first edition copies of Independence Day and Earth Girls Are Easy are well hidden. Once I’m sure that they’re out of sight, I slowly open the door.
I can tell he’s been primping for hours, and it has more than paid off. He’s wearing a leather jacket, Van Heusen button down top, and shades.
Good grief, he is hot, hot, HOT to trot! I’m trying to keep my cool.